I lost my bestfriend to boobs
There’s two sorts of whipped guys. 1 - whipped cos he’s in love. 2 - whipped cos he’s forced to be. I’ve lost my bestfriend to number 2. The more I think about it, the more I want to verbally insult him all the time and I can’t hold my tongue cos I’m so used to saying whatever I want to him. She can have him on a leash and control how he thinks and what he...
My mums worried rays not gonna marry me. Actually , not just ray. Anybody. She’s crying. “I’m scared no ones going to marry my girl” Feeling sorry for me. Omg. Please. I’m a great catch. I know any guy would be very very lucky to have me. I’m not self centred. I just know I am wifey material….. right ? 26 and not married….. maybe I should be...
I dreamt mum needed to go renewal her passport and because of daylight savings 9am looked like it was 4am - so dark outside. She did her clingy usual thing , asking my sister and I to tag along “di voi me cho vui”. Nothing fun about going with her to get a renewal. So she went alone and became a missing person :*****( I woke up from my nightmare and found my cousin still online....
Frankly, I don't give a damn.
So someone finally told my ex boss what I wrote on my fb. “Finally deleting my ex boss off my fb now I can say whatever I want - Fart fart fart” I received an email from him saying how hurt he is. Dude , I worked with you for years and at the end of the day you called me a liar/untrustworthy. You think I’m gonna leave & still b on good terms with you? Delusional!
The 3 muskerteers!!!!
I’ve never done anything that I’ve regretted while being drunk. I’ve had more regrettable moments when I’m sober… And when I have a hangover…ohhhh oh! Cheers!